First Ever GUEST Blog Post

Hi! Okay today me and Faith are switching off for our blog posts (she’s writing a guest post for me and I’m writing one for her.) Hey I heard today that next year all the middle-schoolers are going to get iPads next year. Hear that and be jealous, people! But that was in my seventh grade math class, so I don’t know if it applies to me...Anyway, me want cake. Actually, I don’t really like cake, but Nate was watching a video about cake in Minecraft. As a matter of fact, that song’s been in my head all day. The sun’s so low in the sky! It’s like, 4 o’clock and the sun’s like, at a something degree angle. I don’t really know the specifics, but it’s sooooo low!!! I’m like, lift up sun, lift up! And it’s cold. I guess I already wrote about that on my blog, so you no get more. I wish it would snow. But not that really cold dry, snow. I like the wet, sticky snow. It makes better building materials and snowballs. You know what’s a problem? It’s so much harder to get people who want you to scoop their driveways or mow their lawns, because everyone has riding lawnmowers or snow blowers these days! You know what’s also annoying? When the computer spell check says something’s wrong when it’s obviously right. “or” is the correct spelling of “or” you stupid computer! I’ve always wanted to slap somebody. Me want build biiiiiig wobot. It go grr and make bacon! Bacon’s awesome. I mean, it’s just so bacony! Surprisingly, that’s about the best word to describe it. I mean, all of it’s qualities combine together to just make an awesomely bacony piece of bacon. I think being able to fly would be fun. I had a dream about that once. It was fun, but then near the end I couldn’t fly anymore. It was sad. Sort of. Once I had this really weird dream where first there was this guy chasing me and my best friend Luke through church, and I was holding a black phone in my hand. We ran outside, and ran to a park. We ran over the hills, and when I looked behind me there was the guy chasing us in a golf cart. Then we ran into a clearing in the forest up ahead, and hid the phone under a bush. Then we ran back out, and a giant tree was struck by lightning. Then we heard the drone of airplane engines, and then Nazi’s appeared everywhere. They were all in black and white, and were wearing things that looked almost like prison jumpsuits. They were all carrying big guns, and I recognized two of them as my classmates. Then basically the dream stopped. It was weird but cool!