Pretzels

We the people of the house I live in hear by declare that no one shall eat the last piece of bacon without telling ME!

First Amendment:
With the power invested in me, I ban any illegal use of the bacon cooker or the bacon itself. Anyone who breaks this rule shall be sentenced to two meals without any bacon. I'm sorry, but it had to be done.

Second Amendment:
If the pineapple is expired, you must throw it out and go buy some more. You can't have breakfast without pineapple.
THE PENALTY IS DEATH!

Okay, I'm sorry, we're studying the Constitution in Civics, and I'm pretty sure I did like, everything wrong up  there, and I'm sure there's like, what is it, 27 amendments? But yeah, I was feeling history-ey.

I'm actually eating Chex Mix, hence the post name "Pretzels" and all that. Pretzels are the best! I have nothing else to write. I think my cousin is going to write a guest post so I'll post that after this.