Penguins

HI everyone!!! Penguins rock don't you think?? They're birds, but they don't fly, and they slide on their bellies everywhere. I wish I were a penguin. No, no, I take that back. I wish I were a unicorn!! Or a pegasus!! Or a rainbow!! Or a monkey!!! Oh, sorry, off topic. Anyway penguins live in very cold places. Haha, duh!! I've never actually seen a penguin in real life. If I ever do, I will steal it away and keep it in my freezer. I'll probably get in trouble if it eats all the butter.. Hmm.. I'll just feed it celery. Oh, but what should I name it? Hmm...Bob. No. Too common. Jim! Nono, not a penguin name. How about... Fluffy. Haha, no way! Ok, I'll just name it when I meet it. Captain Banana!!! YES that's perfect!!! What would you name your penguin?