Fuzzy Slippers

YAY!!!! I love slippers. The best part of slippers is the fuzziness, because without fuzziness there would not be slippers. Ok, so you just woke up and stuff, and you have your slippers on and someone rings the doorbell. And you're freaking out because you don't want the mailman to see your fuzzy slippers!! If he sees them, he'll want to steal them! AAAAAAAAH!!!! So you tell your dog or cat or lizard to attack him! (Or her) Of course, they don't listen so you just put on a brave face and open the door!! The mailman is right there holding a package for you to sign, and he says "Wow, your slippers look so fuzzy!" You quickly sign the package and run inside and lock yourself in your bedroom. Phew. Then you open the package. And inside! Are MORE fuzzy slippers! JOY!!!! I want green fuzzy slippers. Or blue ones. Or purple ones. Or yellow ones. Or rainbow ones. Or one's that look like bunnies!! Well, there you have it. A fuzzy slipper story. Of course that never really happened but that's ok.