Tacos

You know, a lot of my blog titles are of food. I really don't know why that is, it's just what's on my mind. Food is ALWAYS on my mind. I'm always hungry. I hope we have tacos tonight! Okay, so I got home from school like an hour ago. I know, crazy right?! It was like 4:30. That's too late! But I stayed after for honor choir and stuff. The bus was really gross smelling. Dang it, I smell like bus!

My favorite superhero is Spiderman. He is SO COOL! I mean, he got bit by a radioactive spider and he started getting all these spidey powers. Who came up with that? It's awesome! He can shoot webs and fly and wear a really funny but awesome red and blue suit! Kind of like Captain America!  Except he has stars and he's like old and stuff. Well, he was frozen in ice and all that jazz.

Music is so amazing! There are a gazillion different genres, and so many styles. There's like rock, jazz, classical, POP, Christian, Christmas, anything! I think it would be horrible if we lived somewhere where you couldn't listen to music. It would just be so sad! Wow, this post is actually kind of serious! How abnormal. Heehee abnormal is such an abnormal word. Has anyone met anyone with a pet pig? 'Cause that would seriously be awesome! Do you just have like, a giant mud pit in your backyard? And what do you feed it? What do pigs eat? Don't they eat anything? Like you just mush up your leftovers and stuff. It would be so cool to live on a farm! You could have chickens and chase them around everywhere! Or better, you could pretend you're a chicken! Oh, I would love to see that! Okay, I'm going to go now. No wait. NOW! Okay, bye.

HEEHEE :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I'M ONE HUNDRED AND THREE! I STILL GO TO PRESCHOOL! AND I WANT MY MOMMY! WAH! (All rights go to the owner of that song. If there's one. Maybe I made it up... I don't remember...) So yeah I'm officially one year older! Wait, actually no I'm not. I have to wait another hour until 11:22. But close enough! Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Turkey Day!!! Excited? I am! I think I'm going to stuff myself with mashed potatoes. Quite literally. I'll probably smell like potatoes for a week.
You know what I've always wanted to do? Laser tag. It sounds so fun! And I want a Paint Gun! What are they called? Paintball shooters? Or is it a Paint Gun? Do I capitalize it? I don't know but I want to have a war with those! They look kind of painful though huh? Water balloons sure are fun. Except if you throw it at someone and it hits them it just bounces off and then splats! You have to get up behind them and pop it over their heads!!! Oh my goodness I'm TIRED! I just kind of felt like blogging YA KNOW? No one really reads this so I can really write whatever. That's what I do anyway. But I must be careful what I put on the internet! Safety stuff. Can people find you if you tell them you like water balloons? Well they know when my birthday is... I hope that's not a crime! EEP! I'm going to hide under my covers and hopefully fall asleep. BYE NOW!

AAAAAH!!!

Okay so blogging is fun and random and is a good way to get words for NaNoWriMo which I am totally fizzling out on but I can't! I promised myself! And I made a deal with my dad. Okay, see, if I get 50,000 words for NaNoWriMo (NAtional NOvel WRIting MOnth in case you didn't know) then he will get me.... wait for it..... SPONGE BOB FRUIT SNACKS. Jackpot! Yup, I sure know how to bargain! SQUISHY! Haha, that's such a weird word. I mean seriously, squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy, okay now it's starting to look weird. If I ever learn how to fly a plane I'm going to make sure I buy my own and paint a Wale-Mingo on the side of it. Man, I just love Phineas and Ferb. GAH! The stupid thing says I spelled it wrong! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. Oh, sorry, that's my lie detector. As in, the computer is LYING when it says that Phineas is not spelled P-H-I-N-E-A-S. Phineas. Wait, maybe I'M spelling it wrong... Oh no, I'm questioning the very fabric of reality! WHO AM I?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Where am I? Oh right I'm in my house! That's on Mars. Yup. I'm on Mars. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. Pssh, don't listen to that thing it's probably broken.. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. Okay, cut it out!

Anyway, new paragraph. Holy cow I'm cold! It is November my dear friends. Yes, I have FRIENDS! So alas, that means that something very important is coming up. No, not that Thanksgiving is on Thursday, or even that the day before Thanksgiving is a very important day! Teehee! No, it's that ... actually it's because Thanksgiving is coming and that means we have a short week as school. Three days baby! And early out on two of them! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I had a dream that I was at school and my teacher came around to everybody to give them candy, and I was the only one that got a gummy worm that was blue on one side and pink on the other. Yeah, so I tore it in half and ate one side at a time. I'm just weird like that I guess. I also had a dream that a purple duck was chasing me around a house made of gummy bears. Okay, actually I didn't, but wouldn't that be awesome? I mean, purple ducks. Seriously. Maybe if I can find some spray paint... and a duck! Heeheeheehee (evil laugh evil laugh) I know what I'm gonna do.... tomorrow. For now I shall sing you a song!

.......... Actually I can't think of anything so I'll sleep on it. Bye!

First Ever GUEST Blog Post

Hi! Okay today me and Faith are switching off for our blog posts (she’s writing a guest post for me and I’m writing one for her.) Hey I heard today that next year all the middle-schoolers are going to get iPads next year. Hear that and be jealous, people! But that was in my seventh grade math class, so I don’t know if it applies to me...Anyway, me want cake. Actually, I don’t really like cake, but Nate was watching a video about cake in Minecraft. As a matter of fact, that song’s been in my head all day. The sun’s so low in the sky! It’s like, 4 o’clock and the sun’s like, at a something degree angle. I don’t really know the specifics, but it’s sooooo low!!! I’m like, lift up sun, lift up! And it’s cold. I guess I already wrote about that on my blog, so you no get more. I wish it would snow. But not that really cold dry, snow. I like the wet, sticky snow. It makes better building materials and snowballs. You know what’s a problem? It’s so much harder to get people who want you to scoop their driveways or mow their lawns, because everyone has riding lawnmowers or snow blowers these days! You know what’s also annoying? When the computer spell check says something’s wrong when it’s obviously right. “or” is the correct spelling of “or” you stupid computer! I’ve always wanted to slap somebody. Me want build biiiiiig wobot. It go grr and make bacon! Bacon’s awesome. I mean, it’s just so bacony! Surprisingly, that’s about the best word to describe it. I mean, all of it’s qualities combine together to just make an awesomely bacony piece of bacon. I think being able to fly would be fun. I had a dream about that once. It was fun, but then near the end I couldn’t fly anymore. It was sad. Sort of. Once I had this really weird dream where first there was this guy chasing me and my best friend Luke through church, and I was holding a black phone in my hand. We ran outside, and ran to a park. We ran over the hills, and when I looked behind me there was the guy chasing us in a golf cart. Then we ran into a clearing in the forest up ahead, and hid the phone under a bush. Then we ran back out, and a giant tree was struck by lightning. Then we heard the drone of airplane engines, and then Nazi’s appeared everywhere. They were all in black and white, and were wearing things that looked almost like prison jumpsuits. They were all carrying big guns, and I recognized two of them as my classmates. Then basically the dream stopped. It was weird but cool!

Pretzels

We the people of the house I live in hear by declare that no one shall eat the last piece of bacon without telling ME!

First Amendment:
With the power invested in me, I ban any illegal use of the bacon cooker or the bacon itself. Anyone who breaks this rule shall be sentenced to two meals without any bacon. I'm sorry, but it had to be done.

Second Amendment:
If the pineapple is expired, you must throw it out and go buy some more. You can't have breakfast without pineapple.
THE PENALTY IS DEATH!

Okay, I'm sorry, we're studying the Constitution in Civics, and I'm pretty sure I did like, everything wrong up  there, and I'm sure there's like, what is it, 27 amendments? But yeah, I was feeling history-ey.

I'm actually eating Chex Mix, hence the post name "Pretzels" and all that. Pretzels are the best! I have nothing else to write. I think my cousin is going to write a guest post so I'll post that after this.

La La La La La La!

People are nosy. Some may say they're trying to start a conversation, but really? Do they need to know EVERYTHING??? Example: What do you wanna be when you grow up? What's your favorite color? Do you like pickles? Favorite food? Favorite book? Movie? Animal? Flower? Fruit? Subject? Sport? Hobby? Do you think the world is going to end in 2013? How old are you? Where were you born? Do you like bacon? Where do you live? How many brothers do you have? Sisters? Pets? Uncles? Cousins? Where do you go to school? Why? Are you a good singer? Dancer? Comedian? So many QUESTIONS!!! I guess they are good conversation starters, but if someone asked you ALL those questions, wouldn't you get a little creeped out? I know I would! So my advice to you! If you need to start a conversation, and you don't want to seem nosy, say something like this: Have you ever noticed how fascinating lettuce is? If Unicorns were real  do you think they'd poop out sprinkles, or skittles? Did you know that Hawaii is moving three inches closer to Japan every year? And if they look at you like you're an idiot, or start walking away? Well, then maybe you should stick with the other questions.

WOW!!!

Holy cow! I haven't written for like a gazillion years! I'm at my cousin's house and right now they're watching Transformers!!! OOH!! Get him! Get him! Get him! Oh, sorry. I guess I'm kind of watching it too. Oh my goodness!!! It's SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!! Aw poop, school starts in like 22 days!!! That's like three weeks and one day! I mean, how unfair is that! We get two whole months and more, and in exchange, they give us education!!! Okay, that did not make sense. But I guess school isn't completely bad right? You get to see your friends!!! And learn things and get a diploma so you can go to college and then get a job and then get money and then buy a big boat and travel the world with your pet panda named Snorkels. Or you could have a Giraffe named Moo, whichever you prefer. "Where are the pillars???" Well, I'm sorry I don't know, now please don't kill me!!! The end of our world?! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go steal a... I mean, eat a Popsicle! See ya!