WOW!!!

Holy cow! I haven't written for like a gazillion years! I'm at my cousin's house and right now they're watching Transformers!!! OOH!! Get him! Get him! Get him! Oh, sorry. I guess I'm kind of watching it too. Oh my goodness!!! It's SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!! Aw poop, school starts in like 22 days!!! That's like three weeks and one day! I mean, how unfair is that! We get two whole months and more, and in exchange, they give us education!!! Okay, that did not make sense. But I guess school isn't completely bad right? You get to see your friends!!! And learn things and get a diploma so you can go to college and then get a job and then get money and then buy a big boat and travel the world with your pet panda named Snorkels. Or you could have a Giraffe named Moo, whichever you prefer. "Where are the pillars???" Well, I'm sorry I don't know, now please don't kill me!!! The end of our world?! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go steal a... I mean, eat a Popsicle! See ya!