Conferences

Now today, school has been called off because of parent-teacher conferences. Whoopee, *she said sarcastically* But it is good we don't have school! So YIPPEEEE!!!! I'm not sure what I should do at the moment. I mean, I should finish posting this and then I should probably clean my room, but I don't think that'll happen. I should do something fun.... like maybe: building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel tower. Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower (it had to be done)!! Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots and locating Frankenstein's brain! Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent or driving your sister insane (accomplished)!!!! As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff do before school starts tomorrow! Haha that was fun!!! Byebye now, I gotta go paint a continent.

Shaving Cream

Shaving cream is so funny. It's like white or blue or something and its squishy!!!!!! What if it were PURPLE!?!? That would rock! Now if anyone gets a hold of shaving cream, make sure to put it in somebody's bed. HAHA how awesome would that be? Well, not for that person. And you'd have to get it on video!! Or you could pretend it was whipped cream! Eeeeeew!!! Nasty!! Like on top of jello or pudding! I'm kind of tempted to do that now. I hope we have shaving cream!!!!!! Now, if anybody out there has a pet chameleon that's 40 feet tall, well you should probably feed it some pizza or something. So it doesn't eat you. And if your little brother is reading over your shoulder as you post this, you should flick 'im on the head and stuff him in a pillow! Oh, darn he ran away. Anyway, my dog is in need of a washing, so I shall go! Phht, yeah right! I don't even know how that would be possible!! But I really should brush her teeth, because her breath could bring about the destruction of the world. Bye bye now!
(and if anyone actually thought I was going to brush her teeth: maybe you should go to therapy or something.)

PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!

You wanna know something? Well do you? Okay, fine, if you really wanna know... I would like to know too!! Okay, enough banter. How do you eat a tree?? I mean, trees aren't for eating! Well I guess that some people might like to eat trees, especially if they're a bit odd. Okay like REALLY ODD!!! But animals live in trees so some might eat them, and there'rs probably a type of bug that lives off bark. I wonder if they like Cheetos. Because I DO!!!!! And I'm eating them right now too. If vending machines do become the dominant race, will they take over the world? 'Cause that would be cool! I mean bad...... SO!!! If your dog is wearing a Hello Kitty mask take a picture and send it to me 'cause that would rock! And if you haven't seen Abduction: watch it! Byebye for now: I'm watching Phineas and Ferb across the Second Dimention!

Holidays

It's the holidays! Fa la la la la la la la la!! It's break time! YIPPEE!!!  I hope you all (and by you all, I mean the dozen people who read this.. more like the one or two that read this) have a great Christmas break! I have all my shopping done! Phhft, that's a lie. I have to buy two more gifts still and I don't have any money!! AAAH WHAT DO I DO!!! AAAH AILIENS ARE ATTACKING THE HOUSE! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!! Yay!! They had mercy!!! Anyway, if you have a banana, call the plumber, if you have a dog, buy them some chocolate, if you have a 10 year old brother, buy them a bone, and if your 7 year old brother is on Club Penguin RIGHT NOW!!! Then go tell them that getting on the computer rots your brains out. Hopefully they will run away screaming, and go eat an avocado to calm them down. Yeah, that's right, avocados are awesome. Haha, that was a thing where all the letters are the same! I forget what it's called. I forget lots of things. Oh, poor, baby, don't cry!! Hush little baby don't you cry, mama will be here to give you some pie: my bro came up with that. Byebye now!! CHERRY CHEESECAKE ROCKS!!

HI!!

I haven't written for awhile. That's okay. Anyway I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving and stuffed themselves with turkey and mashed potatoes. And pie. DON'T FORGET THE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha! Pie's the best no doubt about it. Anywho I'm watching a movie so I'll write some other time. Movies are fun. Like G-force and Arthur Christmas. Fun! Okay ttyl for real.

Leafblowers

Inspired by my cousin, today's blog is about leaf blowers. They are funny. I've never actually used a leaf blower before but I would very much like to get my hands on one.. Heehee, think of all the possibilities!!!

You could cause a hurricane in your bedroom, blow dry your hair, fly on it (you know, like in the movie Up) Huh... blow leaves!!! DUH!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLOWEEN IS IN 2 DAYS!!!!! *running around screaming* oh sorry, got off track for a sec there. You could disrupt the neighborhood (they're loud right?) make some crazy contraption (you have to think that up, not me!!) there are unlimited possibilities!! I just can't think of them all right now...... It's only 9:30, too early! That's it for today, I'm going to bed.

Phone!

I haven't posted for a long time, but that's okay since no one really gets on. Anyway, today I'm talking about phones! iphones rock because there's so many different types of apps you can get on! Like FRUIT NINJA!!! That is soooo fun! You slice the fruit like crazy and then get points and stuff. And also Plants vs. Zombies. OOOOH scary!!!!! Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess who lived in a castle. Then, one day, a big bunch of zombies came into the town, and marched up to the castle. The princess took all her plants and planted them so the zombies couldn't get her. So all the plants blasted the zombies, but there were too many and soon the plants were all gone, and the zombies went into the castle and ate the princess. Okay, so that's not exactly how it goes, but in a sense that's how you play the game. Also, since it's not summer anymore, you won't need as many things to do, but you might still be bored. Therefore, here is a list of things that aren't for summer time. For fall time!!!
Rake leaves and jump in a pile, make a movie, watch a movie, play the wii, run around outside screaming "RUN, THE ALIENS ARE STEALING EVERYONE'S BANANAS!" Play with an elephant, make a pizza, draw a picture, clean your room (yeah, sure), do the laundry (fun!), dig a hole, fly to the moon, play the guitar, write a song, eat a crayon, take a walk, pet your dog, bark at your neighbors, dance with a pumpkin on your head and GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!! Have fun!!