Shaving cream is so funny. It's like white or blue or something and its squishy!!!!!! What if it were PURPLE!?!? That would rock! Now if anyone gets a hold of shaving cream, make sure to put it in somebody's bed. HAHA how awesome would that be? Well, not for that person. And you'd have to get it on video!! Or you could pretend it was whipped cream! Eeeeeew!!! Nasty!! Like on top of jello or pudding! I'm kind of tempted to do that now. I hope we have shaving cream!!!!!! Now, if anybody out there has a pet chameleon that's 40 feet tall, well you should probably feed it some pizza or something. So it doesn't eat you. And if your little brother is reading over your shoulder as you post this, you should flick 'im on the head and stuff him in a pillow! Oh, darn he ran away. Anyway, my dog is in need of a washing, so I shall go! Phht, yeah right! I don't even know how that would be possible!! But I really should brush her teeth, because her breath could bring about the destruction of the world. Bye bye now!
(and if anyone actually thought I was going to brush her teeth: maybe you should go to therapy or something.)
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