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People are nosy. Some may say they're trying to start a conversation, but really? Do they need to know EVERYTHING??? Example: What do you wanna be when you grow up? What's your favorite color? Do you like pickles? Favorite food? Favorite book? Movie? Animal? Flower? Fruit? Subject? Sport? Hobby? Do you think the world is going to end in 2013? How old are you? Where were you born? Do you like bacon? Where do you live? How many brothers do you have? Sisters? Pets? Uncles? Cousins? Where do you go to school? Why? Are you a good singer? Dancer? Comedian? So many QUESTIONS!!! I guess they are good conversation starters, but if someone asked you ALL those questions, wouldn't you get a little creeped out? I know I would! So my advice to you! If you need to start a conversation, and you don't want to seem nosy, say something like this: Have you ever noticed how fascinating lettuce is? If Unicorns were real  do you think they'd poop out sprinkles, or skittles? Did you know that Hawaii is moving three inches closer to Japan every year? And if they look at you like you're an idiot, or start walking away? Well, then maybe you should stick with the other questions.

WOW!!!

Holy cow! I haven't written for like a gazillion years! I'm at my cousin's house and right now they're watching Transformers!!! OOH!! Get him! Get him! Get him! Oh, sorry. I guess I'm kind of watching it too. Oh my goodness!!! It's SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!! Aw poop, school starts in like 22 days!!! That's like three weeks and one day! I mean, how unfair is that! We get two whole months and more, and in exchange, they give us education!!! Okay, that did not make sense. But I guess school isn't completely bad right? You get to see your friends!!! And learn things and get a diploma so you can go to college and then get a job and then get money and then buy a big boat and travel the world with your pet panda named Snorkels. Or you could have a Giraffe named Moo, whichever you prefer. "Where are the pillars???" Well, I'm sorry I don't know, now please don't kill me!!! The end of our world?! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go steal a... I mean, eat a Popsicle! See ya!