Conferences

Now today, school has been called off because of parent-teacher conferences. Whoopee, *she said sarcastically* But it is good we don't have school! So YIPPEEEE!!!! I'm not sure what I should do at the moment. I mean, I should finish posting this and then I should probably clean my room, but I don't think that'll happen. I should do something fun.... like maybe: building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel tower. Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower (it had to be done)!! Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots and locating Frankenstein's brain! Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent or driving your sister insane (accomplished)!!!! As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff do before school starts tomorrow! Haha that was fun!!! Byebye now, I gotta go paint a continent.

Shaving Cream

Shaving cream is so funny. It's like white or blue or something and its squishy!!!!!! What if it were PURPLE!?!? That would rock! Now if anyone gets a hold of shaving cream, make sure to put it in somebody's bed. HAHA how awesome would that be? Well, not for that person. And you'd have to get it on video!! Or you could pretend it was whipped cream! Eeeeeew!!! Nasty!! Like on top of jello or pudding! I'm kind of tempted to do that now. I hope we have shaving cream!!!!!! Now, if anybody out there has a pet chameleon that's 40 feet tall, well you should probably feed it some pizza or something. So it doesn't eat you. And if your little brother is reading over your shoulder as you post this, you should flick 'im on the head and stuff him in a pillow! Oh, darn he ran away. Anyway, my dog is in need of a washing, so I shall go! Phht, yeah right! I don't even know how that would be possible!! But I really should brush her teeth, because her breath could bring about the destruction of the world. Bye bye now!
(and if anyone actually thought I was going to brush her teeth: maybe you should go to therapy or something.)

PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!

You wanna know something? Well do you? Okay, fine, if you really wanna know... I would like to know too!! Okay, enough banter. How do you eat a tree?? I mean, trees aren't for eating! Well I guess that some people might like to eat trees, especially if they're a bit odd. Okay like REALLY ODD!!! But animals live in trees so some might eat them, and there'rs probably a type of bug that lives off bark. I wonder if they like Cheetos. Because I DO!!!!! And I'm eating them right now too. If vending machines do become the dominant race, will they take over the world? 'Cause that would be cool! I mean bad...... SO!!! If your dog is wearing a Hello Kitty mask take a picture and send it to me 'cause that would rock! And if you haven't seen Abduction: watch it! Byebye for now: I'm watching Phineas and Ferb across the Second Dimention!