The Crayon Show!!!!

A splash of color, a bit of imagination, and a vision of the future! Introducing: CRAYONS!! (cool music) Crayons, crayons, crayons, all different colors. Crayons, crayons, crayons, bring your dog and mother, crayons, crayons, crayons: Welcome to the Show!

Welcome back to the show everyone! I'm your host, Periwinkle Crayon, and this week we have a special treat!! Mayor Burgundy Crayon will be with us tonight!! Come out Mayor!!

(In walks Mayor Burgundy nodding tightly to the crowd before sitting formally on the coach next to Periwinkle)

Periwinkle: So, Mayor, how are you this fine evening.
Mayor: I'm fine, thank you.
Periwinkle: I don't mean to be nosy, but what's this about a new policy forbidding anyone to draw on the school walls?
Mayor: I can't talk about it.
Periwinkle: (exasperated) What? You mean it's true, and you won't even talk about it?
Mayor: I cannot share anything with the public until it is confirmed.
Periwinkle: Yes you can! Never mind that. What do you think about that new house on the corner of Apple street shaped like a strawberry?
Mayor: It's childish and I want it tore down. Let's talk about the book I'm writing. It's called 'How to be just like Mayor Burgundy in just 106 ways!'
Periwinkle: Huh. Fine, fine, have it your way. You want to be boring? Fine.
Mayor: Boring?! How outrageous! I'm not boring at all.
Periwinkle: Mmhmm.. You keep thinkin' that Burgundy. What would you like to talk about? Politics? School lunches? Allergies of the season?
Mayor: Oh yes! I've been having terrible asthma, I should really-
Periwinkle: I was kidding!!! (turns to the crowd) Well, that's really all the time we have for today, so join us next time on: THE CRAYON SHOW!!!!!

(Ending music, while Periwinkle herds the mayor off the set, the Mayor saying the whole time "Boring? I'm not boring! Come see my book!") Periwinkle shouts: Don't worry! We'll have someone interesting next time!!