Holidays

It's the holidays! Fa la la la la la la la la!! It's break time! YIPPEE!!!  I hope you all (and by you all, I mean the dozen people who read this.. more like the one or two that read this) have a great Christmas break! I have all my shopping done! Phhft, that's a lie. I have to buy two more gifts still and I don't have any money!! AAAH WHAT DO I DO!!! AAAH AILIENS ARE ATTACKING THE HOUSE! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!! Yay!! They had mercy!!! Anyway, if you have a banana, call the plumber, if you have a dog, buy them some chocolate, if you have a 10 year old brother, buy them a bone, and if your 7 year old brother is on Club Penguin RIGHT NOW!!! Then go tell them that getting on the computer rots your brains out. Hopefully they will run away screaming, and go eat an avocado to calm them down. Yeah, that's right, avocados are awesome. Haha, that was a thing where all the letters are the same! I forget what it's called. I forget lots of things. Oh, poor, baby, don't cry!! Hush little baby don't you cry, mama will be here to give you some pie: my bro came up with that. Byebye now!! CHERRY CHEESECAKE ROCKS!!

HI!!

I haven't written for awhile. That's okay. Anyway I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving and stuffed themselves with turkey and mashed potatoes. And pie. DON'T FORGET THE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha! Pie's the best no doubt about it. Anywho I'm watching a movie so I'll write some other time. Movies are fun. Like G-force and Arthur Christmas. Fun! Okay ttyl for real.

Leafblowers

Inspired by my cousin, today's blog is about leaf blowers. They are funny. I've never actually used a leaf blower before but I would very much like to get my hands on one.. Heehee, think of all the possibilities!!!

You could cause a hurricane in your bedroom, blow dry your hair, fly on it (you know, like in the movie Up) Huh... blow leaves!!! DUH!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLOWEEN IS IN 2 DAYS!!!!! *running around screaming* oh sorry, got off track for a sec there. You could disrupt the neighborhood (they're loud right?) make some crazy contraption (you have to think that up, not me!!) there are unlimited possibilities!! I just can't think of them all right now...... It's only 9:30, too early! That's it for today, I'm going to bed.

Phone!

I haven't posted for a long time, but that's okay since no one really gets on. Anyway, today I'm talking about phones! iphones rock because there's so many different types of apps you can get on! Like FRUIT NINJA!!! That is soooo fun! You slice the fruit like crazy and then get points and stuff. And also Plants vs. Zombies. OOOOH scary!!!!! Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess who lived in a castle. Then, one day, a big bunch of zombies came into the town, and marched up to the castle. The princess took all her plants and planted them so the zombies couldn't get her. So all the plants blasted the zombies, but there were too many and soon the plants were all gone, and the zombies went into the castle and ate the princess. Okay, so that's not exactly how it goes, but in a sense that's how you play the game. Also, since it's not summer anymore, you won't need as many things to do, but you might still be bored. Therefore, here is a list of things that aren't for summer time. For fall time!!!
Rake leaves and jump in a pile, make a movie, watch a movie, play the wii, run around outside screaming "RUN, THE ALIENS ARE STEALING EVERYONE'S BANANAS!" Play with an elephant, make a pizza, draw a picture, clean your room (yeah, sure), do the laundry (fun!), dig a hole, fly to the moon, play the guitar, write a song, eat a crayon, take a walk, pet your dog, bark at your neighbors, dance with a pumpkin on your head and GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!! Have fun!!

French Fries

French fries, french fries, 

I love you french fries

Don't worry, I won't lie

Without french fries, I might die

If I can't eat you, I will cry

And then I will have to try

To eat as many french fries

Without being to shy

Because the french fry

Will probably try

To find a way to fly

Happy Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day everyone!! I hope you did something fun this weekend! I went to the Nebraska State Fair. The food there is unbelievable!! I highly recommend the fried Oreo's. SOOO good. Yeah, so anyway I hope you all had fun and stuff, and now we have to go back to school. Ooh, sorry for bringing that up! Now, I just went and bought like a ton of candy! Gobstoppers, shockers, suckers, sour thingies. Yum!! I'm addicted to candy! Who isn't? I'll blog later, have a good day!!

Random

Guacamole. Unicorns. Potato chips. Swivel chairs. Dancing text books. Dinosaurs. Pomegranates. Bubbles. Snakes. Cheetos. Colored pencils. Sketch books. Boogers. Toilets. Tomato soup. Noodles. Toddlers. Sneakers. Wall phone. Stroller. Button. Elevator. Pool. Squishy. Wolves. Wizards. Comments. German. Letters. Mouse. Keyboard. Color. Statement. Word search. Newspaper. Funny. Mad Lib. Guitar Hero. Sudoku. Chinchillas. Zucchini. Purple. Chicken. Purple chicken. Websites. Dashboard. School. Commas. Stage.  Saxophones. Monkeys. Titanium. Chords. Light bulb. Movies. Bedroom. Curtain. Greenland. College. High chair. Choking. Birthday. T-Shirt. Running. Moonlight. Number. Table. Rug. Ceiling. Computer. Broccoli. Earlobe. Harry Potter. Email. Ditto. Games. TV. Dressing room. Doodle. Ranch. Pig. Bread. Farm. Force field. Ring. Toenail. Paint. Lamp. Apostrophe. Water. Coo coo. Jell-O. Mac and cheese. Apples. Two. Throw up. Gum. Braces. Mint. Leaf. Gouda. Skittles. Surfboard. Finish line. Control. Vapor. Trophy. Car. Karate. Train. Pond. Feeling. Paper. Help. Flower. Oval. Token. Pizza. Tree. Fence. Cotton ball. Soccer. Noodles. Socks. Globe. Atmosphere. Clouds. Airplanes. Dirt. Ladybug. Lawnmower.

Football. Parking. Grocery. Vegetable. Microscope. Biography. Happy. Burrito. Fractions. Gym shorts. Dancing. Tennis. Flying. Lady Gaga. Fritos. Cupboard. Bone. Crazy. Queen. Fortune. Bye.