Holidays

It's the holidays! Fa la la la la la la la la!! It's break time! YIPPEE!!!  I hope you all (and by you all, I mean the dozen people who read this.. more like the one or two that read this) have a great Christmas break! I have all my shopping done! Phhft, that's a lie. I have to buy two more gifts still and I don't have any money!! AAAH WHAT DO I DO!!! AAAH AILIENS ARE ATTACKING THE HOUSE! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!! Yay!! They had mercy!!! Anyway, if you have a banana, call the plumber, if you have a dog, buy them some chocolate, if you have a 10 year old brother, buy them a bone, and if your 7 year old brother is on Club Penguin RIGHT NOW!!! Then go tell them that getting on the computer rots your brains out. Hopefully they will run away screaming, and go eat an avocado to calm them down. Yeah, that's right, avocados are awesome. Haha, that was a thing where all the letters are the same! I forget what it's called. I forget lots of things. Oh, poor, baby, don't cry!! Hush little baby don't you cry, mama will be here to give you some pie: my bro came up with that. Byebye now!! CHERRY CHEESECAKE ROCKS!!